Oh Boy, It's A Girl! | Bobby Blob Card

A baby was born. You think it’s a girl. You’re not willing to risk it.

Picture this: You’re holding a baby card in one hand and your phone in the other, scrolling frantically through Sharon’s baby announcement post. The caption is vague. The onesie is neutral. The baby’s name is something like “River” or “Moonbean” and now you’re panicking. Girl? Boy? Blob?

Enter Bobby to save your socially anxious skin.

This card features Baby Blob - sun-kissed, judgment-free, and drinking from a coconut that’s probably a health hazard. But embedding amongst this tiny gelatinous little body floats the phrase: “Oh boy, it’s a girl!” - a gloriously contradictory celebration of new life, ambiguity, and your inability to keep track of your friend's biggest life moments. 

It doesn’t matter if it’s a girl, a boy, or a sentient mushroom. A baby is here. You brought a card. You’re doing great.

Perfect for:
🍼 Those moments where you're flying blind and really have no idea what the gender is
🎁 Those “drop off a gift and back away slowly” moments
🌴 Baby showers that serve piña coladas

• Blank inside (because you're already skating on thin ice)
• A6 size on thick, matte, slightly judgmental paper
• Designer in Melbourne