Just Make Shit - Bobby Blob Card

A motivational masterpiece for the chaotic creative in your life.

Sometimes inspiration doesn't come in a lightning bolt. Sometimes it crawls out of your coffee cup wearing mismatched socks and yelling obscenities. Enter Bobby Blob: Melbourne’s squishiest muse, now starring in this motivational (and totally unofficial) homage to the Swoosh we all know and love.

This card features Bobby mid-sprint—if you can call wobbling at a 15-degree incline a sprint—with a gentle remind to, well, “Just make shit.” It's a rally cry for the procrastinators, the perfectionists, the artists with 47 half-finished projects in a drawer. Bobby says: make the mess. Start the thing. Who cares if it’s weird? (It will be weird.)

Perfect for:
🧠 Your creatively constipated mate
🎓 A recent grad about to enter the void
🎨 Your own damn desk for daily inspo
💩 Literally anyone who needs a nudge to just... make shit

• Blank inside, because you're the writer now

• A6 size on deliciously thick, uncoated paper (because Bobby cares about texture)
  

Note: This card is not affiliated with Nike in any way, shape, or blob. Just vibes.