Happy Birthday! Now Get to Work – Bobby Blob Card

Celebrate the miracle of birth with... legs wide and a juice box.

She’s here. She’s hydrated. She’s unbothered.
Meet Bobby Blob’s latest incarnation: a freshly-squozen pink bloblette, legs akimbo, sipping from a juice box like she owns the place (because she does—she just came out of it). This is not your average stork-and-ribbons card. This is a glorious mess of life, fluids, and attitude.

Congratulate your friend's ability to reproduce without completely losing their mind - this card says it all: It’s a girl! And she’s already thriving.

Perfect for:
🍼 New parents who are slightly feral
👶 Baby showers that serve wine
🩷 People who don't want a card that looks like it was designed by a marshmallow

• A6 card, blank inside for your weird/warm message
• Printed in Melbourne on buttery matte paper
• Guaranteed to get a raised eyebrow from at least one aunt