Happy Birthday - Chaos | Bobby Blob Card

Congratulations: you've reached the age where everything's on fire, and you're just roasting marshmallows.

Bobby Blob is back - and he’s not bringing cake or candles. No, Bobby’s showing up with something far more fun: No balloons. No flowers. Just pure, delightful, stew-worthy chaos. Because let’s face it, aging isn’t graceful. It’s wild. It’s unpredictable. And some of us (you know who you are) were never exactly not chaotic to begin with.

This card is for the friend who texts you at 2am with a new business idea, shows up to brunch with glitter in their eyebrows, and somehow makes existential dread look fun. Life doesn’t get neater with age - it gets weirder. Let’s celebrate that.

Perfect for:
🎉 Your most delightfully unhinged friend
🎂 The cousin who always brings tequila to the kid’s party
🔥 Anyone who finds peace in a little pandemonium

• Blank inside, so you can write your own chaotic message
• A6 size on thick, matte, slightly judgmental paper
• Designer in Melbourne