Happy Anniversary - Love, Lumps & All

A sensual celebration of strange, sticky love.

True romance isn’t candlelit dinners or long walks on the beach - it’s laughing at each other’s farts and sharing fries without keeping count. That’s the kind of love Bobby Blob knows. And this year, they’re dressed to impress (well... technically undressed) for your anniversary.

Behold: Bobby, in all their voluptuous glory - shimmering curves, confident stare, and a pose that says, “I’d melt for you, baby.” This card is a gooey tribute to long-haul love. It’s weird, wobbly, and a little bit hot. Like all the best relationships.

Perfect for:
💞 Partners who don’t take themselves too seriously
🥂 Anniversaries where laughter > lingerie
🫠 Anyone who wants to say “I still choose you, you magnificent blob”

• Blank inside, so you can wax poetic or write “blob blob blob” 17 times
• A6 size on thick, luxe card stock—like your love: sturdy and oddly textured
• Lovingly printed in Melbourne, where blobby romance lives on