Commit-ed | Bobbly Blob Card

Because parenthood is cute… and a bit of a cult.

Congratulations! You've created a tiny, demanding roommate who screams at ungodly hours and has zero concept of personal space. Bobby Blob is here to celebrate your permanent membership to the No Sleep Club™ with a card that's equal parts adorable and ominously honest.

On the front: a very chill baby blob, passed out on top of a cocktail like it owns the place. Because let's face it, this little human does own the place now. You're in deep - and it's beautiful (and slightly terrifying).

Perfect for:
👶 New parents who need a laugh more than another pair of booties
🍹 Friends who swore they'd never settle down and now host brunch with high chairs
👻 Anyone who needs to be reminded that eternity is cute AF

• A6 size, printed on card stock that can withstand tears (of joy or exhaustion)
• Blank inside so you can write your own love letter to their lifelong commitment
• Designed in Melbourne, by Bobby Blob's very tired illustrator